17 year old girl trying to navigate through this insane world. I belong to Hufflepuff and District 7. I'm in love with Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy, LOTR, and One Tree Hill. I ship Dramione all the way and I plan to meet Tom Felton one day.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
(Source: madammonkey)
(Source: attakid)
*falls through your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about star trek
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
(Source: carstairs)
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: teenwhoops)
I bet we all have a good Sands From Exotic Lands story.
(Source: johnkrasinski)
i can’t
This is my favorite.
favorite tv ladies: peyton sawyer, one tree hill
favorite tv ladies: brooke davis, one tree hill
favorite tv ladies: haley james scott, one tree hill
(Source: bratscad)
(Source: billboard)
