17 year old girl trying to navigate through this insane world. I belong to Hufflepuff and District 7. I'm in love with Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy, LOTR, and One Tree Hill. I ship Dramione all the way and I plan to meet Tom Felton one day.
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.
It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.